Conservative pundit, synicated columnist and right wing hack, Armstrong Williams, added to the disgrace of journalism after admitting to pocketing $240,000.00 to parrot the Bush Administration's "No Child Left Behind" education policy by broadcasting segments by Secretary Rod Paige, and hosting Department of Education staff including Secretary Paige at their own whim. Violating a law against unauthorized federal propaganda is the least of it. As the Snoop says, "Drop it like it's hot." -- January 8, 2005

So what of his noble ode to women from Maria Shriver, the feminist pioneer who looks like she shunned vacuuming for liposuction? This brazen, board-splitting urgency to salute the achievements of women in California. Not Ida Jackson or Mary Ellen Pleasant, "Mother of Civil Rights." Not author and journalist Delilah Beasley or other remarkable women. Nope. Barbie dolls, the Olsen twins and of course the dress she wore to Arnold's inauguration.

Eminem attacks the world's toughest target in a bitchy video that would make the likes of Vanity Fair's Maureen Orth green with envy. Michael Jackson is ridiculed in Eminem's new video, "Just Lose It," which pokes fun at the embattled pop star by rehashing incidents like hair on fire, and made up incidents where nose falls off and little boys jump on his bed. Jackson is furious, asking VH1, MTV and BET to refuse to run the video. Only BET has complied. Sound like Crystal and Alexis from the days of Dynasty? -- October 22, 2004

"I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....," said Bill O'Reilly to a Fox producer as he jacked off on the phone according to court records filed in a harassment suit by said producer. Remember how Mr. O'Reilly berated Michael Jackson and how News Corp. abused and accused without a trial. Wallow in the shit you stink of, O'Reilly and Murdoch, for you have permanently damaged the reputation of a delicious Middle Eastern delicacy.