Holy Shit
Newsweek issued a formal retraction yesterday of the flawed "flushed Quran" story that sparked deadly riots in Afghanistan and other countries, after the magazine came under increasingly sharp criticism from White House, State Department and Pentagon officials and every other media hack who thinks they're any better. Clearly a lot more flushing needs to be take place before the ass of journalism gets cleaned up. -- May 16, 2005
Don't Feed Me, I'm Fat
Terri Schiavo suffered brain damage in 1990 when her heart stopped briefly from a chemical imbalance believed to have been brought on by an eating disorder. Court-appointed doctors say she is in a "persistent vegetative state" with no hope of recovery, and her husband Michael has fought to remove the tube, allowing her to die and not live in this condition, as she purportedly expressed to him. As a society that executes children and people who are retarded we have to ask. What would Terri want? -- March 24, 2005
Ahem
152 executions in Texas in Texas alone; Some of which the guilt was known. The others, well, a little doubt; This culture of life is what itís about. President Bush, Frist, Tom Delay, How many troops did you kill today? Or innocent women and children too? For life, they canít rely on you. Political games in the dead of night; With families torn as you worsen the fight. If closeness to Teri makes you feel so good; Substitute feeding tubes for your own damn food.
Haul Ass
As the Pope swings in and out of hospital like Robert Downey Jr. does rehab clinics, we are forced to consider what life would be like without this old, doddering, hypocritical, satin-bedecked tranny puppet in its Popemobile, jewels and ridiculous headgear (that rivals Queen Elizabeth's), causing its head to bob up and down like a bobblehead doll. Frankly, for many he will be missed as much as Jeffrey Dahmer, but as with Jeff, many kids will be a lot better off without his hate and prejudice. Haul ass, and good riddance -- don't keep us hanging on for too long. -- February 26, 2005
 
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