The demented, intellectually retarded transvestite that traverses the globe in a satin dress kissing tarmac (while the majority of his organization kisses prepubescent boys in confessionals) in July 2003 released a tortured, long winded screed that all but ensures that homophobic Catholics who don't actually kill their children, will instill as much fear and hatred in them to allow them to kill themselves.

The U.S. combat death toll in Iraq hit a disheartening milestone, July 17, 2003, as the Pentagon acknowledged its casualties from hostile fire reached 147, the same number of troops who died at enemy hands in the first Gulf War. Still, you ought to be grateful its only peace-keeping at this point, since President Bush declared "major combat operations" over on May 1, 2003. Let's roll? Yeah let's....flags over coffins! -- July 22, 2003

"There are some that feel like if they attack us that we may decide to leave prematurely. They don't understand what they are talking about if that is the case. Let me finish. There are some who feel like the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is: Bring 'em on," said our esteemed President who has flown over Texas for the National Guard. Maybe he should put Jenna and Barbara were on the front lines, and then invite attacks. -- July 3, 2003

Weeks of searches in Iraq by military experts have not validated the Bush administration's portrayal of Iraq's cache of weapons of mass destruction. Alleged stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons have not turned up, nor has significant evidence of a nuclear weapons program. So what's the tiny reason America really went to war? -- June 8, 2003