Don't Cry For Me Nigeria
In a whirlwind tour of Africa, First Lady, Laura Bush, was said to have shed a tear in Uganda, poor thing, as she listened to a choir sing. Of course she forgot to mention Amina Lawal in Nigeria, surprising, given her contribution of sewing kits to the abused women in Afghanistan. But then again, she didn't say anything when her husband mocked Karla Faye Tucker before executing her. Oh Pfizer, what have you done? -- July 10, 2003
Bring 'em On
"There are some that feel like if they attack us that we may decide to leave prematurely. They don't understand what they are talking about if that is the case. Let me finish. There are some who feel like the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is: Bring 'em on," said our esteemed President who has flown over Texas for the National Guard. Maybe he should put Jenna and Barbara were on the front lines, and then invite attacks. -- July 3, 2003
Found at Last!
Weeks of searches in Iraq by military experts have not validated the Bush administration's portrayal of Iraq's cache of weapons of mass destruction. Alleged stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons have not turned up, nor has significant evidence of a nuclear weapons program. So what's the tiny reason America really went to war? -- June 8, 2003
SARS
Sardonic American Rhetoric Syndrome vaults into overdrive. Sometimes Assholes Require Sympathy, Sick As Rupertís Sons, See Asia Really Squirm, Sidestep Authentic Responsibility Syndrome, Should Ari Remain Spokesman?Still Arafatís Really Steering, Scrap Abbas-Sharon Resort Summit, Saddam Absent, Ran Somewhere, Seen Al-Qaida Running Scared?
 
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